Friday, April 8, 2011

Joplin "The Kitten with the Mittens" Japhet

So, earlier today I had a lovely young lady tweet about me and hailed me as a "fierce furry blogger." What's that, you say? You didn't know I was on twitter? @joplinjaphet. Consider yourself informed.

Anyhow, I was also heralded as the "protector of @gbpetalpusher." Given that I am an adorably white fluffy kitty, I thought people might have a tough time regarding me as a ferocious feline.

But I'm a ninja kitty.

Yes, a ninja kitty.

This is a behind the scenes shot.

I'm shooting an upcoming film and I was just working through some of the action sequences with my trainers.

Joplin Japhet is "The Kitten with the Mittens." The Deadly Mittens.
-said in a deep announcer-type voice.

Also part of my action sequence.

I apologize for the blurry picture, but the camera is just not quick enough to capture Ninja Joplin.

I also have knife skills. This knife may be small, but we have a lot of them around the shop. The ladies use them for flowers, but in a pinch, they can cut more than just roses.

I'll cut ya bad, man. Real bad.
(As long as you're a piece of ribbon already lined up under the knife.)

Did you hear that?

If there is an intruder, I'm ready and waiting with my ice pick (aka Sharon Stone device.) The ladies use these when they create corsages and bouts. We'll save that explanation for a later blog.

Umm, false alarm.

All this heightened awareness has got me sleepy.

Time for a nap.

In my Cat Cave.

Yeah, the people involved with Batman stole that from me. Sure, theirs was more luxurious but I don't need all those frills.

Pardon me. I've got to go.

Duty calls.

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